Poll #004: I can't wait for summer... (25 responses) 4/26/99 - 5/25/99
I hate the cold - 12% / 3 votes
party all night, sleep all day - 20% / 5 vote
I'll be cruising with the top down! - 12% / 3 votes
tomatoes will be back in season - 16% / 4 votes
Annual Dave Show at the beach - 16% / 4 votes
NO MORE SCHOOL! - 24% / 6 votesComment: SCHOOL'S OUT FOR SUMMER!!! Okay, so, that's a kinda sorta thing since I start summer school the 2nd of June and my little sister doesn't even get out of school until the 12th or something. But apparently, summer's main redeeming quality is the lack of pedagogical indoctrination. Or "no more teachers, no more books..."
Poll #003: What's the coolest place to work as a teenager? (30 responses) 3/9/99 - 4/25/99
a music store - 13% / 4 votes
a video store - 3% / 1 vote
an amusement park - 10% / 3 votes
web design, duh! - 7% / 2 votes
Work? what the hell is that? - 50% / 15 votes
On Top of Old Sm-o-key... - 17% / 5 votesComment: Woohoo! So my demographic is slackers... great, well, I want you to know that I should be doing a research paper so I don't flunk out of college AGAIN, but instead I'm doing this for you people. And because of that I'll probably have a fine career in any of those first three high quality occupations, all of which I've done, for more than just a summer... provided that I don't get fired AGAIN...
Poll #002: The Clonefeed Sneak Preview... (25 responses) 3/1/99 - 3/8/99
Is cool, I like it! - 8% / 2 votes
needs to be finished. - 24% / 6 votes
has too many 404s! - 4% / 1 votes
should be dumped for an ORIGINAL idea! - 52% / 13 votes
CRISPY M&Ms!!! - 12% / 3 votesComment: And another swift kick in the groin for the Gipper! So you're adamant about me being original. Fine then. I'll be original. I suppose you'd like me to update on a regular basis too, huh? It sucks trying to be on the Supply Side of the Web entertainment market...
Poll #001: What Do You Think About Cloning? (30 responses) 2/19/99 - 2/28/99
OOH! Me Next! - 17% / 5 votes
It's okay... in some cases. - 7% / 2 votes
I like sheep! - 20% / 6 votes
Get your own ideas, you pathetic loser! - 17% / 5 votes
You're pretty funny. What does Eric think? - 20% / 6 votes
You'll never be as good as Eric - 20% / 6 votesComment: Well, I suppose that was to be expected. I wonder though, of the people who picked sheep, if anyone got that it was a joke, both on me following Eric's lead and the fact that the first mammal cloned was a sheep named Dolly, or if they just thought it was random. Hmm...